June 2012
eyemahleighh:
Also my dog and I snuggled for like thirty minutes and he licked all the tears off my face and someone please tell how someone turns into a cat person because dogs are so perfect.
“But I would never kiss anyone who doesn’t burn me like the sun.”
– Jens Lekman (via creaturefearrr)
Watch
Watchsanscorazon:
Bill Maher And Jane Lynch Give A Dramatic Reading Of Anthony Weiner’s Sexts
ethiopienne:
“i’m not homophobic, i just think gay people shouldn’t—”
“i know i’m white, but i don’t see anything wrong with saying nig—” “you’re so pretty for a dark—”
“yeah i’ll use your preferred pronouns, but you weren’t born a —”
“if women didn’t want sex, why would they—”
librariandominatrix:
when old ladies are homophobic but have lesbian haircuts
whatbeautifulmelancholy asked: i finally summoned the courage to click the "nudes" link. i'm happy with what i saw.
Opting out of ~binge drinking~ at a frat house to go eat Nutella snacks and drink Sonic drankz and watch crappy movies with Tory. I don’t know if I’m growing up, lazy, or just pathetic. …No fucks.
WHY AM I DOING THIS TO MYSELF
I read Fifty Shades of Grey. It’s so fucking baaaaad. It makes me physically ill that it sold faster than Harry Potter. ANYWAY I DECIDED READING THE SECOND BOOK WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA. Nope. Here’s a little snippet (this is not even the worst writing these pages contain). :( :( :( :(
Christian Grey just gave Anastasia Steele (fucking gag me) an iPad of shitty music and pictures because...
