June 2012
iFuck
I was just one click away from buying an iPhone. Then I realized holy shit I don’t have the money for this crap.
HOW the FUCK do you people do it?! How do you pay rent, buy groceries, get gas, have a social life and still pay $150+ per MONTH for your fucking phone?! HOW. I have a job but CHRIST ON THE CROSS THAT’S SO MUCH MONEY.
I just really want need an iPhone.
oH my GOD I JSUt SPACE dOUT AND TOOK A BITE OF MY DEODERANT BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS ICE CREAM IM NEVER NOT PAYING ATTENTION AgAIN
- me: omg im going to get all skinny and toned for summer and then i can wear crop tops and short shorts and ill have that perfect gap between my thighs and it will be perfect
- me: is that cake
“The night is the hardest time to be alive and 4 am knows all my secrets.”
—Poppy Z. Brite (via mermaidsongs)
I'M SO GLAD WE GOT TO THE BOTTOM OF THAT
It wasn’t Chris. :\
It’s you. Is it you? GOD DAMMIT WHO IS IT.
THE WORST HAS HAPPENED
Scrolling through a stranger’s tweets because sometimes (all the time) I like to be a creepy motherfucker.
I ACCIDENTALLY FAVORITED ONE OF THEM. IT’S PROBABLY GOING TO SEND AN EMAIL NOTIFICATION OH SHIT
